اهلا وسهلا بكم 
وأهلا بــك
Husband(returning late from work):
Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife:
Have u brought the groceries?
Husband:
Bad Command or file name.
Wife:
But I told u in the morning.
Husband:
syntax error. Abort?
Wife:
what about my new T.V?
Husband:
Variable not found.
Wife:
At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband:
sharing violation, access denied.
Wife:
Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband:
Too many parameters.
Wife
: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband:
Type mismatch.
Wife:
U r useless.
Husband:
It’s by default.
Wife:
Wt about your salary.
Husband:
file in use…try later.
Wife:
Wt is my value in this family.
Husband:
Unknown virus…
Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife:
Have u brought the groceries?
Husband:
Bad Command or file name.
Wife:
But I told u in the morning.
Husband:
syntax error. Abort?
Wife:
what about my new T.V?
Husband:
Variable not found.
Wife:
At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband:
sharing violation, access denied.
Wife:
Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband:
Too many parameters.
Wife
: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband:
Type mismatch.
Wife:
U r useless.
Husband:
It’s by default.
Wife:
Wt about your salary.
Husband:
file in use…try later.
Wife:
Wt is my value in this family.
Husband:
Unknown virus…
